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antimcr:

*matty healy voice* don caw it a fie when u know its a woh

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

« I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me. »

- Marc Maron (via goofballery)

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

« I’d say I’ll drink to that, but honestly I’ll drink to just about anything. »

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis)

lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”