install theme


*matty healy voice* don caw it a fie when u know its a woh


money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

« I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me. »

- Marc Maron (via goofballery)


Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

« I’d say I’ll drink to that, but honestly I’ll drink to just about anything. »

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis)


when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”


do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes


marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”