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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)


becoming a demon seems like a good career option


*matty healy voice* don caw it a fie when u know its a woh


money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

« I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me. »

- Marc Maron (via goofballery)


Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

« I’d say I’ll drink to that, but honestly I’ll drink to just about anything. »

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis)


when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”