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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)

thicccc:

midnight memories by one direction? i remember the REAL midnight memories, like paul revere saving us from the damn redcoats

  • americans in 1776: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so unfairly taxed right now

carlospalrner:

The hills are alive with the sound of illegal fireworks

amoying:

if you drink your coffee black then you’re probably into some real fucked up shit 

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphs