install theme

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

« I hope you get everything you deserve. »

- The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)

lmaoalien:

mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

(Source: peruaboo)

« I’m not going to apologize for offending you. Actually, I think you should thank me. »

- Courtney Love (via alwayschangemymind)

(Source: mysharona1987)

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here
  • carol: fuckin shit up like a boss
  • daryl: saving rick like a boss
  • rick: fuckin shit up like a boss
  • me: CRYIN LIKE A BITCH

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

(Source: kozume-kenmaa)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it