install theme


Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word


don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it


i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out


if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

« Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. »


i dont want a job i just want paychecks


There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can barely walk down my driveway in winter


My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members


My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)