(Source: protituto)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

(Source: lennonisheroin)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

stayy0ungandwild:

godofpizza:

You are a REPLACEMENT OFFICIAL who fucked up a game deciding call. Why are you writing a book? If I’m not mistaken, your blown call got the real refs back. How do you live with your decisions? I really hope its with drugs and therapy.   

Also: Using the colors of the team you screwed is a bitch move.

WHAT THE FUCK

His name is Lance. I bet this chaps Hulbert’s ass SO BAD.

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

(Source: kamillamz)

(Source: jhermann)

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

lnfamy:

dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread