baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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gogoatz:

what do you mean people born in 1997 arent 3

(Source: smooth)

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.