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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

« Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. »

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

heythisisbecky:

There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can barely walk down my driveway in winter

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)